just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
Why are your pants in the freezer?
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