Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
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Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
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red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
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I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
Guess who just stumbled into work hungover, wearing yesterday's clothes, covered in hickeys and glitter, and carrying a giant bottle of rum in her purse.
I just took plan B at work.
This is the greatest story of all time.
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