what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
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