mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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