How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
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You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
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I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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