We're like a lot better than the average bears
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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