yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
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Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
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Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
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