Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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