new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
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His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
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My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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