how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
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Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
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Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
Randomize