: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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