Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
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I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
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I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
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