I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
is this the sara with the beer cane?
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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