So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
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you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
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I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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