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I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
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