Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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