How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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