Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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