she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
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So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
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I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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