It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
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