So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
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My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
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Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
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