I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
It's never too late to be topless.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
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