I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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