Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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