I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
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There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
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I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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