she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
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i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
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Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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