how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
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Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
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Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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