You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
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