Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
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throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Just had the moment before I realised I'd packed you off in an ambulance last night after funnel-feeding you Monster and vodka. Your mom thinks I'm a dick doesn't she?
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
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Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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