Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
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