Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
Randomize
