I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
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He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
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I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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