You're completely useless in the revolution.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
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I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
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If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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