I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
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I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube