9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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