Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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