im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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