; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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