This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
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We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
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I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
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