Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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