sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
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