this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
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