He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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