Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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