Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
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They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
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I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
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