Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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