Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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