yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
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you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
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Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
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