my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
I'm getting married
To pizza
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
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