I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
I think my nap took me to another dimension
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
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