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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
It's just like the Real World with babies
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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