i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
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There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
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That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
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