You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Even the bartender felt bad for me
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
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I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
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Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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