That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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