either way he was missing a nipple.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
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