All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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