with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
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