NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
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The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
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I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
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