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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping

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(724): Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping http://tfl.nu/9juf

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(612): View more from Minnesota

dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear

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gross she's a slut

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yea she doesn't shave either

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(612): dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear (952): gross she's a slut (612): yea she doesn't shave either http://tfl.nu/93ck

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?

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(608): can we please move this conversation out of my vagina? http://tfl.nu/qzib

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(718): View more from New York

you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"

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(718): you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass" http://tfl.nu/foy3

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(917): View more from New York City

Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go

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(917): Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go http://tfl.nu/7nhi

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?

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(832): I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right? http://tfl.nu/xt5v

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(705): View more from Ontario

I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.

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(705): I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation. http://tfl.nu/brj2

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(217): View more from Illinois

Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency

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(217): Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency http://tfl.nu/yuks

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!

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(+44): This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant! http://tfl.nu/ns2k

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(815): View more from Illinois

Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch

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(815): Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch http://tfl.nu/nhct

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."

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(412): I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from." http://tfl.nu/4vvg

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.

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(215): the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked. http://tfl.nu/uz4z

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(+46): View more from Sweden

Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving

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(+46): Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving http://tfl.nu/pqr1

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(843): View more from South Carolina

Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.

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(843): Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement. http://tfl.nu/5mts

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(250): View more from British Columbia

He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.

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(250): He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird. http://tfl.nu/qn9s

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