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• (817): View more from Texas

  He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night

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• (305): View more from Florida

  he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.

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• (305): View more from Florida

  i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot

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  lets call myth busters

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.

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  Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.

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• (817): View more from Texas

  I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.

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• (425): View more from Washington

  I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol

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• (586): View more from Michigan

  Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms

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• (701): View more from North Dakota

  Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.

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